Hi!, welcome to Part Four of my Six Hundred and Twelve-Part Series—"The FETCH Theme Song!: Behind The Theme Song: The Untold Story."

Didn't wait to renovate
Found six contestants—all were great!
And now I'm on the Road to Fame
I've got a game show and its name is...
FETCH, with Ruff Ruffman!

Well, as the song says, I couldn't wait to convert my pad into a top-drawer production studio! I brought in cameras, lights, and a state-of-the-art smoothie machine.

A crackerjack team of engineers built a computer for the show—the FETCH 1000! Oh boy—I fired up the smoothie machine, and then I fired up the FETCH 1000. Then...I accidentally spilled a strawberry-banana smoothie on the FETCH 1000. The computer, being a temperamental machine, stopped working. Then, ...blew up.

Undaunted, the engineers came up with a BETTER computer—the FETCH 2000, featuring a special "smoothie shield." The shield deployed any time its sensors detected an oncoming smoothie spill, with a little sign on the side saying "Keep Away Smoothie!"

Sadly, the "Smoothie Shield" kept deploying every time I was nearby. Apparently, it was under the impression that I was a large smoothie. It was a disaster.

But one night I woke up with the most revolutionary idea in the history of smoothies and computers—Make a computer with a smoothie machine actually built into it...and call it...the FETCH 3000!

Look out world—Ruff Ruffman was on his way! to the grocery store.
(Ran out of strawberries.)

Always fascinating, always entertaining, always...