Part Three of "The FETCH Theme Song!: Behind The Theme Song: The Untold Story"!

I pitched my vision for the show.
They loved it—thought I was a pro!
They got my contract back to find,
To their alarm, a DOG had signed!

That's right—one phone call with the bigwigs at the television station and I got the FETCH gig. I wowed them. Not bow-wowed them, that would come later. During the infamous "awkward" meeting.

"So Mr. Ruffman, we see that you're a dog."

"Yup! A hundred percent canine."

"So...uh...you're not just a short person in a dog suit?"

"No-sir-ee-bob!"

"Okay. Just checking."

After that came five minutes of silence. It was awkward.

"So this isn't a joke cooked up by the guys down in Accounting?"

I was beginning to get a little annoyed.

"No. I am a dog. A dog with a Vision. And we're about to make history together!"

And with that, I opened the door and marched out of the room!

And into the broom closet.

Okay. Wrong door.

The second time however...okay, now I was in a bathroom. The doors in the offices of these TV Bigwigs all look alike.

The third time, I got it right, and marched onward to my destiny!

TO BE CONTINUED…

Always fascinating, always entertaining, always...