Okay, okay. You're saying, "Ruff, I LOOOOVE your show, but I've seen all the episodes so many times, I have them memorized!" Well my friend, get ready for some good news! I'm looking for a FETCH! historian who can teach a college level course entitled "FETCH! Literature, Politics and Culture in Colonial America." So I might have a job for you! But secondly, there's even better news: AN ALL-NEW SEASON OF FETCH! IS COMING MAY 28TH!

I found six great new kids to boss around... uh... to CHALLENGE with new tasks, each more devious than the last (the tasks, not the kids). So, please give a warm FETCH! welcome to Bridget, Mike, Madi, Rosario, Nina, and Willie. Ooh, I just love 'em to pieces. And the things they'll do! Make candy, race in a soapbox derby, herd cattle, scuba dive... and learn the secrets of the mysterious Dogtopia. Yes, we spare no expenses here on FETCH! (Although my request for a solar powered wok was turned down, so I guess we do spare some expenses.)

And I have not forgotten you, my Cyberfans. There's plenty new to do on my site! Check out the new cast, their bios (written by yours truly), new cool pics in the updated gallery, and the ever-challenging Fetcher 101. Plus you can now watch the fabulous open to my show - get this - WHENEVER YOU WANT! It's now included in my Audio Video area! And for the thrill seekers among you, I'll soon be posting my new WHOAHler Coaster game: roller coaster + squeaky toys = awesome fun!

And I won't even mention my new podcasts, or the crazy new prizes.

Oh, wait, I just did.

Always fascinating, always entertaining, always...